The North american empire of AMERICANA INC is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by KC Jenson with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.144 billion Imperials are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Washington. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.9%.

The frighteningly efficient AMERICANA INCian economy, worth 169 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 148,081 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness', citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, AMERICANA INCian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, and the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. AMERICANA INC's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Jensonism.

AMERICANA INC is ranked 90,064^th in the world and 1,828^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,288.91 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.